Welcome to Wild Squatch Wellness
Where nourishment, nature, and myth converge.
This is your invitation to return to your wild self—through story, seasonal rituals, and slow, sacred living.
🌲 The Wild Squatch Healing Path
At Wild Squatch Wellness, healing isn’t linear. It’s cyclical, seasonal, and sacred. Our work follows a rhythm we call:
RESCUE – REPAIR – RESTORE
🔥 RESCUE
For the moments you’re burned out, inflamed, or barely hanging on.
This is where we begin—with nervous system first aid, sacred nourishment, and micro-rituals of relief.
🌿 REPAIR
Once the fire settles, it’s time to feed what’s been starved.
We restore your metabolism, tend to trauma-wise fat, and rebuild safety from the inside out.
🌸 RESTORE
Here’s where the deeper rewilding begins.
You remember your myth, reclaim your rhythm, and root into a sovereign, squatchy life.
🛤️ Which phase are you in? There’s no wrong place to begin.
Trust the pull. Click below to find your way.
Choose Your Path
“Where the Wild Squatches Are” (Free Download)
Start your journey with a short story that whispers to the wild within.
This magical tale is your invitation to remember who you really are.
Bigfoot Archetype Quiz
Are you a secret keeper, a shadow-walker, or a wild-hearted rebel?
Take the quiz to meet your inner Squatch and receive your free archetype guide.
The Wild Squatch Shop
Squatch-Off insect repellent, immersive chili feasts, wellness rituals, and more. Nature-rooted and squatchy AF.
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