Squatchy Summer Reset

Description

Squatchy Summer Reset is your nervous system-first guide to surviving Fire Season—without shrinking your joy (or your body).

Tired of the “bikini body” nonsense?
This $7 mini-guide flips summer on its sweaty little head and offers a wild, restorative alternative: reset instead of restrict.

Rooted in Traditional Chinese Medicine, seasonal flow, and Wild Squatch wisdom, the Squatchy Summer Reset helps you honor your natural rhythms, regulate your inner fire, and ditch the pressure to perform.

🌿 What’s Inside:

🔥 A wildly unscientific quiz to check your Fire Season balance
🪵 A gentle teaching on Fire Element energy (and how it shows up in you)
💧 Practical rituals to cool burnout, boost hydration, and bring your nervous system back online
🍑 Nourishment reminders (with no food shame attached)
🌞 Squatchy truth bombs to help you glow without going into overdrive
🛌 A compassionate close with next steps and body-trusting encouragement

💥 This guide is for you if:

• You’re feeling a little crispy around the edges

• You’re craving lightness without restriction

• You want to glow this summer without grinding

• You’re ready to feel safe, juicy, and wild again

🎁 Format: Instant PDF download
💸 Investment: $7
🌲 Tone: Gentle rebellion meets barefoot wisdom
🧭 Next steps: Use this as your entry into the Wild Squatch Wellness ecosystem—where glow comes from nourishment, not willpower.