Burnout Butt Pack

Original price was: $4.99.Current price is: $0.00.

A fanny pack for your frazzled nerves, this free, printable pack offers fast, gentle support for freakouts, fried-days, and full-bodied NOPE mode.Salt, snacks, stillness, and squatchy magic—because sometimes you just can’t even.

Description

Normally $4.99 — the Burnout Butt Pack micro-guide is currently free to support your mid-crisis moments, days when your nerves wave the white flag and beg to surrender. Whether you’re spiraling, shutting down, or just plain DONE, this gentle, funny, and freakout-friendly printable PDF offers your body exactly what it needs:

🍿 Nourishment that doesn’t require cooking
💧 Fast-track hydration + salt support
🧠 Micro-repair rituals to reset the overwhelm loop
🚽 A squatchy bathroom stall moment of truth (you’ll see 😉)

Built for Fried-days, freakouts, and full-bodied NOPES—because sometimes you need real help, not just another reminder to “breathe.”

This is your permission slip to not be okay—and still feel held.

🟢 Free digital download
🟢 Pairs beautifully with our $27 Burnout Backpack for deeper support
🟢 Softly escorts you into the RESCUE phase in our RESCUE–REPAIR–RESTORE framework

It’s free, so why wait?  Get your Burnout Butt Pack TODAY.

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